Monday, April 27, 2009

Entry #7 - Oh, woe is me.

It is the 27th of April and my brief holiday has come to an end. My heart is filled with sorrow at the thought of getting back to work. Immediately after I had just gotten adjusted to the hermit lifestyle, I am sent back to work.

Oh, my poor little heart can't take this kind of abuse. Well, I suppose that's just life for you.

Feeling just a little blue,
Miss A. Marcellus

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Entry #6 - I'm Back!

I am very aware that I haven't posted in what I assume is three months but I'll just do a quick run through of events in my life.

1. Alice and Zac - indifference?
If you hadn't already heard, Alice is less obsessive with Zac. She even said she's indifferent! I'm relieved; no longer do I have to hear about what Zac did in class. I can use this time on something else now. I could pick up a new hobby...

2. A. Marcellus celebrated her birthday.
Yes, I am a year older and (as someone harshly reminded me) my biological clock is ticking away. But, I'm very young at the moment and need not worry about those kind of issues yet. Besides, it isn't even socially acceptable to have a child at my age (not to mention I'd have to find a partner first). When it comes to revealing my age there is actually a saying that I've grown fond of and as I become older I'll definitely use it. "A man never asks and a woman never tells." Naturally, other people celebrated their birthdays as well while I was away.

3. A. Marcellus has a boyfriend.
Yes, it's true. I actually found a sarcastic, artistic, slightly narcissistic, democratic, slightly eccentric, otaku-ish, heterosexual male who will actually go out in public with me! Can you believe it, I know I can't because it's actually APRIL FOOLS!
* I know it's not the first of April, but because I missed the first of April I thought I'd just prank you now. I'm sorry. I am still looking out there for that one guy who fits the description above as well as being chivalrous. Chivalry is one of the traits I adore the most.

*NOTE: It's called April Fools, not April First Fools. So it would make sense to prank people for the entire month. Why do we limit it to only one day?

Well, besides all that, I've got nothing else worth mentioning that happened. My life can be uneventful at times.

Bye,
Miss. A. Marcellus