Okay, I get bored a lot. I also have a facebook. When you but two and two together, you see me stumbling on random pages like this.
It's a list of 60 things a girl would want you to do but won't ask for. Well, let's go through it as see what kind of old-hearted woman I am.
1. Touch her waist. (Read that carefully guys, WAIST. Not breast, not butt, waist.)
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts. (Yeah, no thanks.)
5. Kiss her slowly.
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her. (Is there are difference?)
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her everywhere. (No, I don't want to go drinking with you and your mates.)
10. Hangout with her and your friends together. (I said NO.)
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts. (Yeah, no thanks.)
5. Kiss her slowly.
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her. (Is there are difference?)
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her everywhere. (No, I don't want to go drinking with you and your mates.)
10. Hangout with her and your friends together. (I said NO.)
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap. (Yeah, if she had father issues.)
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. (I hate couples like this.)
15. When her friends say I love her more than you, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. It makes her feel loved. (Ugh. There's soo much to say about this. 1.To my friends: Please don't be bitchy and do this. 2. "Hug her tight so she can't get to her friends"? This is starting to sound like a possessive relationship. Do that to me and I'm gone before you can blink.)
16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist. (I don't like to be surprise hugged. Do that and I may accidentally step on your foot or back-hand punch you from fright.)
19. Tell her she's beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.
21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car (if any)- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman. (Oh, I'll admit it. I do like a bit of chivalry here and there.)
22. Tell her she's your everything - ONLY if you mean it. (Man, I really hate this corny line.)
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her. (If something is wrong, I don't want to be touched. I want to be left alone. If I want a hug, you'll know.)
24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know. (Like your ex! ZING!)
26. DON'T lie to her.
27. DON'T cheat on her! (DUH!)
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants. (No offence, but it's a little push-over for my taste.)
29. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work (or school), and how much you MISS her.
30. Be there for her whenever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.
31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too.
32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the CHEEK: (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY. (Where'd you learn this? TV?)
35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her.
36. When people DISS her, stand up for her. (I'd actually really appreciate this gesture.)
37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so you can cuddle. (Uh... yeah, no thanks.)
39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND. (Please don't GRAB, slowly draw your hand close to mine. Brushing up against the back of it and then draw it around then hold it.)
40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible. (This actually annoys me. It's like a REALLY long handshake; eventually, you want to be elsewhere.)
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap. (Yeah, if she had father issues.)
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. (I hate couples like this.)
15. When her friends say I love her more than you, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. It makes her feel loved. (Ugh. There's soo much to say about this. 1.To my friends: Please don't be bitchy and do this. 2. "Hug her tight so she can't get to her friends"? This is starting to sound like a possessive relationship. Do that to me and I'm gone before you can blink.)
16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist. (I don't like to be surprise hugged. Do that and I may accidentally step on your foot or back-hand punch you from fright.)
19. Tell her she's beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.
21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car (if any)- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman. (Oh, I'll admit it. I do like a bit of chivalry here and there.)
22. Tell her she's your everything - ONLY if you mean it. (Man, I really hate this corny line.)
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her. (If something is wrong, I don't want to be touched. I want to be left alone. If I want a hug, you'll know.)
24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know. (Like your ex! ZING!)
26. DON'T lie to her.
27. DON'T cheat on her! (DUH!)
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants. (No offence, but it's a little push-over for my taste.)
29. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work (or school), and how much you MISS her.
30. Be there for her whenever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.
31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too.
32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the CHEEK: (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY. (Where'd you learn this? TV?)
35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her.
36. When people DISS her, stand up for her. (I'd actually really appreciate this gesture.)
37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so you can cuddle. (Uh... yeah, no thanks.)
39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND. (Please don't GRAB, slowly draw your hand close to mine. Brushing up against the back of it and then draw it around then hold it.)
40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible. (This actually annoys me. It's like a REALLY long handshake; eventually, you want to be elsewhere.)
41. Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS.
42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears. (Like I said, I refer the loneliness.)
43. Take her for LONG walks at night. (And get mugged or something.)
44. ALWAYS remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her. (Uh... what? Please don't SIT ON ME. In my head, this seems more like something a lady would do.)
46. Rub her back--feels good.
47. Give her your coat if she's cold--thats always cute.
48. Write letters on her back with your finger--feels good. (Maybe you can make a game out of it where she guesses what you wrote.)
49. Let her sit on your lap.
50. DON'T poke her hard...but if you want to mess around just do it lightly. (AHAHA... Poke. Yes, I'm 10.)
42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears. (Like I said, I refer the loneliness.)
43. Take her for LONG walks at night. (And get mugged or something.)
44. ALWAYS remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her. (Uh... what? Please don't SIT ON ME. In my head, this seems more like something a lady would do.)
46. Rub her back--feels good.
47. Give her your coat if she's cold--thats always cute.
48. Write letters on her back with your finger--feels good. (Maybe you can make a game out of it where she guesses what you wrote.)
49. Let her sit on your lap.
50. DON'T poke her hard...but if you want to mess around just do it lightly. (AHAHA... Poke. Yes, I'm 10.)
51. HOLD her HAND in PUBLIC. (This has already been said.)
52. Even if she looks BAD one day tell her she's BEAUTIFUL.
53. Keep conversations flowing...talk about anything usually they just go along with it.
54. If their hair is in their face move it out of her face and then kiss her passionatley and gently.
55. Surprisingly sneek up on her and hug her from behind--loves it. (So has this.)
56. Kiss her in the rain. (No. Just no. Why can't we just kiss passionately and deeply look into each other's eyes in the SHELTER?)
57. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her. (A good thing about romantic movies is probably that they help guys develop moves.)
58. Slow dance with no music. (In some ways this sounds silly to me.)
59. Don't ignore her or be nervous around her--everything is going to be okay.
60. Love her, kiss her, hold her, and you'll be good to go. ;D (Couldn't you have said that from the beginning? This could've been '1 Thing A Girl Would Want' instead of '60 Things blah, blah, blah.')
52. Even if she looks BAD one day tell her she's BEAUTIFUL.
53. Keep conversations flowing...talk about anything usually they just go along with it.
54. If their hair is in their face move it out of her face and then kiss her passionatley and gently.
55. Surprisingly sneek up on her and hug her from behind--loves it. (So has this.)
56. Kiss her in the rain. (No. Just no. Why can't we just kiss passionately and deeply look into each other's eyes in the SHELTER?)
57. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her. (A good thing about romantic movies is probably that they help guys develop moves.)
58. Slow dance with no music. (In some ways this sounds silly to me.)
59. Don't ignore her or be nervous around her--everything is going to be okay.
60. Love her, kiss her, hold her, and you'll be good to go. ;D (Couldn't you have said that from the beginning? This could've been '1 Thing A Girl Would Want' instead of '60 Things blah, blah, blah.')
Conclusion: Just don't be a crappy partner.
Taking the romance out of everything,
Miss A. Marcellus
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